Logo

What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?

Last Updated: 29.06.2025 05:12

What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?

“Oh come off it mum what would be the point?”

Well she is so snotty, O.K. she may have married a bit of money, I don’t know but she feels she is above everybody else.

Do you know what she said mum?

Is there any evidence to support the claims that mouth taping can help with breathing?

Well I slept with the president of the Lawn tennis Association year ago, I think he may have remembered!!

She said, “Oh no I can’t give you our tickets, if we can’t go, well we don’t go - it is just not done to give away final tickets.”

Oh I said, can my wife have them she would give her right arm to see a Wimbledon tennis final?

Too often, Black patients get late diagnoses of deadly skin cancer - The Washington Post

What do you mean son?

My mother said to me “ Why didn’t you speak to me about this before”

Well son “ I think I might have got you some tickets”

Texas public health departments brace for another $119 million in federal cuts - The Texas Tribune

Well the other day she came into my shop asking for the usual discount and mentioned that she had tickets for the wimbledon Tennis final but couldn’t go.

True - how I loved my mum!

About 30 years back, I was speaking with my mother.

Is it possible to make cars that run on water instead of gasoline or other fossil fuels? Why haven't we done so yet?

So I said to my sister “ You mean to say that that you leave two empty seats rather than give them to your brother” I replied in astonishment. - “Well yes thats how it works in our circle!” responded my sister.

What! how could you do that?

“Mum why is my sister such a bitch!”

Orlando Bloom Reportedly Said What Everyone Else Was Thinking About Katy Perry’s Blue Origin Flight - Yahoo

What on earth has brought this on, said my mother?